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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪

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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪

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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

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♪ Like maybe ♪

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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪

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Hey!

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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

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It's over here!

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♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪

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♪ Painting a continent ♪

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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

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Phineas!

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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

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Come on, Perry!

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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪

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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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[cows mooing]

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ Always riding and a-roping
On the trail ♪

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♪ Where them doggies are a-loping
On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ Nothing worse than bees a-stinging ♪

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♪ 'Cept this cowboy song we're singing
On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ The sunset's looking awful groovy
On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ 'Cause they colorized this movie
On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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♪ On the trail ♪

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[Mom] Smile, boys.

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Oh, you two look so cute!

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She means well.

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I'll be back in a few hours.

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Have fun!

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Yeah, right.

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You better not pull any
of your weird stunts, got it?

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[western drawl]
Don't fret none, school marm.

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So, he was, like, totally checking me out

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when little Miss Pants
walks in front of me.

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Yeah, yeah. So, I was, like, "uh, hello?"

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And so she was like, "oh, no, you didn't!"
And I was, like, "oh, yes, I did."

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Mighty sorry, Buckaroos.

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Time to rein in those ponies.

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Hey, Isabella. What are you doing here?

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I just earned my milking badge,

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and it was so easy.

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All you do is squeeze and pull,
and squeeze and pull,

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and squeeze and pull,
and squeeze and pull, and--

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So, whatcha doin'?

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We're riding ponies.

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[western drawl]
But it makes a feller hanker

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for the real thing.

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You know, livin' out on the open range.

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Ridin', ropin', brandin'.

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Bustin' broncos and breakin' wind
with your amigos under the western skies.

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Heck, we could even ford a stream!

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[normal voice]
I don't even know what that means,

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but it sounds fun.

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Oh, and spitting.

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Hey, where's Perry?

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[spy music playing]

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Yeah, and she was, like,
"oh, no, you didn't."

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And-- Oh, there you are, Agent P.

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Oops.

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I forgot to turn off
the laser sharks again, didn't I? My bad.

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Anyway, the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz
is at it again.

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Not only does he have three books
about insects overdue at the library,

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but he's cornered the market
on aluminum siding.

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He's hold up in his water fortress

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on Lake Winimahatikihaha.

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Ha ha, I love saying that.

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You must find out what he's up to
and put a stop to it.

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That is all.

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[beeping]

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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

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[crashing]

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Ah, Perry the Platypus.

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As usual, your timing is uncanny.

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And by uncanny, of course,
I mean completely canny!

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So, Perry the Platypus,

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let me introduce to you
my assistant, Vanessa.

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Whatever.

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[music playing]

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[chuckles]
She's new.

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Anyway, at this very moment,

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termites from all over the Tri-State Area
are being controlled by me.

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Using my Termite Controlling Helmet.

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See? See?

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They have cute little helmets
just like me.

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[chuckles]

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I don't want tell you
how long it took to put them all on.

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So, watch this.

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[whirring]

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Soon I will have them
devour all of the wood

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in the entire Tri-State Area.

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Then everyone will have to buy
aluminum siding from me.

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[laughs]

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♪ Doofenshmirtz Aluminum Siding ♪

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You're through, Perry the Platypus.

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Through! Now it is time
for Platypus Flambé!

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[evil laughter]

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Vanessa, did you bring
the little wooden head the termites made?

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So, anyway, I was, like,
"you talking to me?"

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And she was, like, all in my face and...

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Termites!

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[screaming]

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-[whirring]
-Holy cow!

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[screams]

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[mooing]

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[Candace screaming]

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Wow, a stampeding herd of cattle.

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They're headed straight for town!
We've gotta do something!

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-[horns honking]
-[mooing]

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All we need are a couple of horses
and we could...

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-[whirring]
-[horses whinnying]

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Huh. Let's go.

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[western drawl]
Let's round us up some cows.

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Come on, Isabella! Yee-haw!

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[surprise exclamation]

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[whinnies]

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[mooing]

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-[cell phone rings]
-Oh, my gosh!

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Stacy? I'm, like, in a stampede.

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It's like--

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-[mooing]
-Uh, just a sec.

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-Hey, Candace.
-Hey, Phineas.

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-Phineas?
-[horses whinnying]

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[Candace] Phineas!

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-Stacy, I gotta go.
-[pig squeals]

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[mooing]

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[banjo music]

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[all yelling]

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[mooing]

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[horses whinnying]

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[women screaming]

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[Phineas] Yee-haw! Hyah, cow!

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[guitar playing]

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♪ In the mall ♪

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♪ Up and down the escalators in the mall ♪

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♪ I got a hankerin' for potaters
In the mall ♪

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♪ In the mall ♪

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♪ 'Cause pretty soon now
It'll be 'bout time to stop for vittles ♪

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♪ In the mall ♪

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Well, that was delicious.

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[mooing]

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[Phineas] Hyah!

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A stampede through downtown?
I mean, who does this?

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Those two are so gonna get it.

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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[western drawl]
Well, what can I do you for, little lady?

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What have you got to stop a stampede?

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I think I might have
just the thing for you.

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Let me just check... A scary wolf puppet!

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Imagine you're a cow.

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You're there minding your own business,
chewing your cud with the other heifers

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when suddenly--
[howls]

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"I'm a very hungry wolf.
I like to eat cows.

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Oh, I'm so hungry."

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[rattling]

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Uh, no, of course not.

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Oh, a genuine silent cow whistle.

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You're sure this will stop a stampede?

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As sure as the day is long.

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Sold!

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[mooing]

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[no sound]

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Well, what do you know?

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It works!

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[mooing]

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Wait! Stop! Uh-oh.

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[screams]

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[no sound]

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Hey, this cow whistle doesn't work.

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Oh, they're so gonna get it.

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Mom, they're driving a herd of cattle
right through downtown.

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Well, um, I'm a little busy, sweetie.

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I'm having my hair done at Babs.

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Oh, yeah, that's perfect!
Oh, they're coming your way.

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Quick, look out the window!
Do you see any cows?

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[Mom] That's cute, Candace.

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OK, Babs needs to comb me up.

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-Gotta go.
-[grumbles]

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Any last noises, Perry the Platypus?

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You know, that little chirping silly noise
that you make?

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-[chattering]
-That's the one!

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[laughs]

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Wait, don't touch that button!

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No, no, the other one.

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Yes, that one!
That's the one you should not touch!

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-[alarm buzzing]
-[Doofenshmirtz gasps]

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[computer] Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

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Now you've gone and done it!

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You put a self-destruct button
in a death chamber?

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I'm so out of here.

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This is the worst
"bring your daughter to work" day ever.

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Tell your mother you had fun, though.

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Oh, by the way,
I'm taking the last escape pod.

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[Doofenshmirtz] It's OK.
I'll just take the jet pack.

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Now, where did I put that...

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Oh, what was I thinking?
I put the jet pack in there, too?

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I might as well have given him
an escape hatch.

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I mean...

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Well... guess I'm running.

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[screaming]

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[Doofenshmirtz] Help me!

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Help!
[screaming]

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Wait, go back!
I forgot my little wooden head!

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Yes!

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Yes, we are safe!

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[western drawl] Yep, just a-lopin'
them doggies

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down the long, lonesome trail.

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Ain't this livin'?

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Boy, howdy!

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-[truck horn honking]
-[mooing]

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They're stampeding again!

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Quick, head them to the off ramp.

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They're heading for a cliff!

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[dirt crumbling]

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Phew!

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-[mooing]
-[thud]

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Uh-oh.

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Ferb, strum something.
It'll calm them down.

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[mooing]

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[horses whinnying]

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[Phineas and Isabella] Yee-haw!

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Yo, cows.

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Uh, hyah.

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[mooing]

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Hey, we're fording a stream.

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[screaming]

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Cactus! Oh!

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Snakes! Ah! Scorpions! Oh!

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-Ah!
-[splash]

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Ha ha, you may think that I am defeated,
Perry the Platypus,

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but I still have
my termite-controlling helmet. Ha ha ha.

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[screaming]

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[Doofenshmirtz] Save us,
Perry the Platypus!

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Oh...

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[laughing]
I survived.

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Wait, what was that?

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Did-did you just hit the reverse switch?

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Oh, why do I even put that on there?
I can't even reach it.

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What is wrong with me, anyway?

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-[whirring]
-Ah!

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Wait! Go away! Ah! Stop! Perry, help me!

256
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,957
[screaming]

257
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,919
[screaming]
Perry! Help me!

258
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,212
Help me!

259
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,797
Well, this has been fun,

260
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,174
but we ought to be getting
the herd back into a corral.

261
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,009
Where can we find a corral?

262
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,011
[mooing]

263
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:22,850
[mooing]

264
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,810
Well, that was easy.

265
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,144
[screaming]

266
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,939
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

267
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:31,942
Huh. That was so awesome.

268
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,945
-Woo-hoo.
-Hey, kids. Did you guys have fun?

269
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,239
-Yee-haw!
-Yo, doggie.

270
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,950
-Oh, good.
-[Candace grumbling]

271
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,619
Candace! Are you OK, sweetie?

272
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,038
I so don't want to talk about it.

273
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,916
All right. Get in the car, snappy pants.

274
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,543
What was that about?

275
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,045
I reckon herding cattle
ain't for city folk.

276
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,550
[Dad humming]

277
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,221
So, what are you boys
thinking of doing today?

278
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,308
Uh... we don't know.

279
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,976
It's too hot to think.

280
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,729
Yeah, Mom and I are getting rid of
a few old things

281
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:12,232
at the antique store, but I think I've got
just what you need.

282
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,985
A snow cone machine
just like when I was a kid.

283
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,154
-How does it work?
-Well, you pour the ice in here.

284
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,906
You give it a crank,

285
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,742
add some syrup, and Bob's your uncle.

286
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,327
[singing]
Snow cones for everyone.

287
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,204
Honey! We need to go.

288
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,789
The antique show closes in just 12 hours.

289
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,709
OK, kids. I'll leave you in charge
of the machine.

290
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,211
And be easy on your sister.

291
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,254
She's been a bit on edge lately.

292
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,969
Wow. Snow in July.

293
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,763
-[choir harmonizing]
-That's it!

294
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,348
I know what we're going to do today!

295
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,099
We're going to need a lot more ice.

296
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,810
-What is all this?
-It's a snow cone. You want some?

297
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,896
You mean crushed ice
covered with blue carbs?

298
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,105
Lame.

299
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:53,899
Maybe Perry wants some.

300
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,609
Hey, where's Perry?

301
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,779
[spy music playing]

302
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,827
Good morning, Agent P.
I'll get right to it.

303
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:09,122
This time we're worried
about Doofenshmirtz buying laser pointers.

304
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,291
I mean, two or three of them
would be fine,

305
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,794
but he just put in
an order for 18,000 of them?

306
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:17,172
Only a crazed, evil, and diabolical mind
would do that.

307
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,216
I'm sure you'll know what to do, Agent P.

308
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,765
-Hey, Phineas.
-Hi, Isabella.

309
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,016
Whatcha doin'?

310
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,935
-We're making S'Winter.
-S'Winter?

311
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,063
It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam
of winter and summer.

312
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,066
Why have snow in the winter
when it's too cold to enjoy it?

313
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,277
You guys are gonna need some help.
[whistles]

314
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,197
I think cheerleaders
are overrated, anyway.

315
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,074
I mean, being gorgeous and popular?

316
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,827
Does that matter in the real world?
What is going on out there?

317
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,912
Whoa! This looks great!

318
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:53,584
[grunting]

319
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,797
-[grunting]
-[panting]

320
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,924
Phineas! What's going on here?

321
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,718
It's summer and winter together.

322
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:03,844
It's S'Winter.

323
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,597
♪ Well, there's snow on the ground ♪

324
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,849
♪ There's sleigh bells all around ♪

325
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,101
♪ But the sun's beating down ♪

326
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,228
♪ 'Cause it's S'Winter ♪

327
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,231
♪ It's ski and snowball fight time ♪

328
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,317
♪ And also fly a kite time ♪

329
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,319
♪ Cold and sunny, yes, that's right ♪

330
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,946
♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

331
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,908
♪ It's a S'Winter S'Wonderland ♪

332
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,951
♪ Unusual and grand ♪

333
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,078
♪ You can freeze while you get tan ♪

334
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,664
♪ Because it's S'Winter! ♪

335
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,167
♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

336
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,712
♪ It's so S'Winter ♪

337
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,755
[children laughing]

338
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:40,881
[music ends]

339
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,799
Some people call it "Wummer."

340
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,760
I'm calling Mom, you know.

341
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,637
[phone beeping]

342
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,765
-Jeremy?
-Hey, Candace. You wanna go skiing?

343
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:54,102
Oh, I'd love to,
but, uh, but I am so afraid of heights.

344
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,647
Bummer. Well, see you later, then.

345
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,940
Dee Dee, wait up!

346
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,567
[gasps]
Dee Dee?

347
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,610
[phone beeping]

348
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,320
Stacy? Who's Dee Dee?

349
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,031
A Swedish exchange student?

350
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,116
I gotta go. Hey, wait for me!

351
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,785
[Candace] Let me through! Let me through!

352
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,703
Oh, out of my way!

353
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,163
[Candace grumbling]

354
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,998
My brothers are just driving me crazy.

355
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:15,999
[scoffs]

356
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,335
You should try spending an hour
with my dad sometime.

357
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,589
[yells]
Oh, I had no idea this thing was so high.

358
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,550
[panting]
There.

359
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,719
Great. Here we go.

360
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,680
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

361
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,850
No, no, no, no, no!

362
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,854
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

363
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,856
As soon as he walks
through that front door,

364
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:43,944
-no more Perry the Platypus.
-[loud piano notes playing]

365
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,612
It's genius, right?

366
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,991
Oh! Oh, I told Nancy to keep
the back door locked!

367
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,659
[clears throat]
Note to self.

368
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,661
My evil deed for tomorrow, fire the maid.

369
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,121
What are you looking at?

370
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,082
Not so fast, Perry the Platypus.

371
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,587
Don't worry, it's not what you think.

372
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,756
It's my special recipe
for quick-hardening chocolate.

373
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,216
Between you and me,

374
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,969
my popularity has plummeted
to an all-time low.

375
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,763
But everybody loves chocolate!

376
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,892
What if I could recreate chocolate
in my own image?

377
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,812
Behold, the Melt-Inator 6-5000.

378
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,149
Powered by thousands of laser pointers.

379
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,860
It has a melting capacity...

380
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,778
of seven.

381
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,865
That's on a scale of one to five,
so that's a big number.

382
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,033
Here, watch this.

383
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,915
[Doofenshmirtz] Collect my harvest
through the city streets,

384
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,126
where it will be processed
with my secret ingredients

385
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:45,214
to produce the most irresistible
confection in the Tri-State Area.

386
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,134
Now do you understand
what you are up against?

387
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,137
Come on, you didn't get any of that?

388
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,014
You didn't get any of that?

389
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,600
[sighs]
OK, I will start again.

390
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,644
First of all, my popularity
is an all-time low.

391
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,729
You got that, right? OK. Then...

392
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,981
All right. That should do it.

393
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,567
I'll just walk all the way up to the top.

394
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,237
Nothing will stand in my way.

395
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,031
Hey... why is it so dark out here?

396
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,659
Ow! Oh, that hurts!

397
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,245
Wait a minute. I got it!

398
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,749
[Candace chuckling]

399
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,168
...with my Melt-Inator 6-5000.

400
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,128
There. Did you get it that time?

401
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,797
Well...
[sighs]

402
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,550
Well, I'm not going over it again.
Time to get started.

403
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:36,098
At this very moment,
the world's largest chocolate bar

404
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,059
is passing through town on the way
to the Smithsonian.

405
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,311
But it will never arrive!

406
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,314
In five, four, three...

407
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:45,983
[sighs]

408
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,320
Two and a half, two and a quarter...
Is that it?

409
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,281
Is that-- You're not going to do anything?

410
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,116
You're just gonna stand there
like a dead fish?

411
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,660
I'm giving you a chance
to do something here.

412
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,328
Oh, this used to be more fun.

413
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,331
One and a half, one and a quarter...

414
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:02,583
You know, in some cultures,

415
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,877
it's considered rude not to partici--
[grunts]

416
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,754
Perry the Platypus?

417
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,548
But how did you...
[gasps]

418
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,092
You ate your own heinie?

419
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:14,636
[grunting]
I must aim it quickly!

420
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,690
[Dad] Oh, the kids are gonna love
this Austrian-style cuckoo clock.

421
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,984
Oh, I wish you'd let me buy the large one.

422
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,613
-[screams]
-[tires melting]

423
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,782
Maybe we should pull over
and see what's going on.

424
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,160
That's peculiar.

425
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,913
Good thing we also bought
those four spare tires, huh?

426
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,584
Thanks, Buford.

427
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,546
Now, all I need to do is find my Jeremy.

428
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,256
Oh, no! He's talking to Dee Dee!

429
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,758
I gotta put a stop to this.

430
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,134
Oh, Jeremy!

431
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:55,677
Uh, wait...

432
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,596
-Jeremy!
-Who's that?

433
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,934
[screaming]

434
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:05,270
Why does this keep happening to me?

435
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,942
-[teeth chattering]
-Too scrawny.

436
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,109
Throw it back.

437
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,699
[Jeremy] Wow, Dee Dee!
You're a really great skier.

438
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,663
[screaming]

439
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,748
Hey, Candace. Glad you could join us.

440
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,166
This is going to be great.

441
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,962
[screaming]

442
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,257
How'd that miss us?

443
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,845
That's just weird.

444
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,723
Hold on.

445
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:45,644
[Candace screaming]

446
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:48,939
[screams]

447
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,775
That's the spirit!
[yelling]

448
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,778
-Ah!
-'Scuse me, Bob.

449
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,572
Pardon me, Bob. One side, Bob.

450
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,198
Coming through, Bob. Whoopsy Daisy.

451
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,576
There we go. It's a bobsled.

452
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,913
Uh, have you seen Candace?

453
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,040
-[screaming]
-Oh, hey.

454
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,960
Here she is. You rock, Candace.

455
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,962
I didn't even know that was possible.

456
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,965
-[screaming]
-Hey, look.

457
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,175
A cloud angel.

458
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,930
Now this is what I call freestyling.

459
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,809
[trumpet fanfare]

460
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,979
[crowd cheering] Nice run, guys!
Totally awesome.

461
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,064
Wow, that was really cool.

462
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,065
[snorts]
Really?

463
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,567
You're quite the S'Winter athlete.

464
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,904
-By the way, have you met Dee Dee?
-I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

465
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,113
-Derek Dukenson.
-Oh!

466
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,657
But you can call me D.D. Nice to meet you.

467
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:44,745
Oh! Nice to meet you, D.D.
[laughs]

468
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,996
[horn honks]

469
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,831
Mom and Dad? Back already?

470
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,709
This is going to be the bestest day ever!

471
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,129
You almost foiled my plan.

472
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,299
Luckily, I had an extra can
of sticky string to subdue you.

473
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,842
Whoops, I forgot to plug it in.

474
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,221
I always wait till the last minute
'cause it takes a lot of power.

475
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,184
[all] Oh, man...

476
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,311
[alarm bell ringing]

477
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,230
[all screaming]

478
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,732
[fans turn off]

479
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,861
[all] Oh, man...

480
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,239
Hey, everybody!
My mom's got hot chocolate!

481
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,241
[all cheering]

482
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,825
Mom! Dad!
[giggling]

483
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,827
Look at what Phineas and Ferb
did to the backyard!

484
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,663
Just a second, Candace.

485
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,914
[Candace] Hurry, hurry. come on, come on.

486
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,040
They used a snow cone machine--

487
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,876
[Dad] Oh, do you mind
opening the door for us?

488
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,132
Well, honey, what do you think?

489
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,051
Mom, Dad, hurry up!

490
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,886
And it's a mix of winter and summer.

491
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,137
They call it S'Winter.

492
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,348
I think that'd be "Wummer," wouldn't it?

493
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:51,186
[cuckoo clock chiming]

494
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:55,023
You know what, Ferb?
Today was the best S'Winter day ever.

495
00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:56,149
Last chance, Candace.

496
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,112
Oh, there you are, Perry.

497
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,660
♪ It's ski and snowball fight time ♪

498
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,871
♪ And also fly a kite time ♪

499
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,831
♪ Cold and sunny, yes, that's right ♪

500
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:13,709
♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

501
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,211
♪ It's a S'Winter S'Wonderland ♪

502
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,589
♪ Unusual and grand ♪

503
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,716
♪ You can freeze while you get tan ♪

504
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,926
♪ Because it's S'Winter! ♪

505
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,179
♪ I'm talking 'bout S'Winter ♪

506
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:29,057
♪ It's so S'Winter ♪